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Issue 112 – June 2024
“This Week in Clinical Dance: Urgent Care at the Hastings Center,” by Lauren Ring
Brigitte Cole presents with lower abdominal pain, nausea, and a long-sleeved black leotard. She has a well-developed appearance and does not seem to be in acute distress. As the house lights dim and the spotlights focus down on Cole, stoic and poised, one cannot help but notice that a stray lock of hair has fallen out of her sleek bun. Such composure, such strength, and yet—disarray.
“Hold the Sea Inside,” by Erin Keating
Among the crags of the mountains weeps a cascade of salt water. In the pool beneath, stiff-peaked foam drowns careless men and sickens parched animals. The menfolk say it’s devilry to find salt water so far from the shore, but we know better. It’s no devil’s work but woman’s grief.
Issue 111 – May 2024
“Ketchōkuma,” by Mason Yeater
My name is Yasuko Nagamine and I work for the employment bureau. There’s a monster destroying the city. It used to be the mascot for the organ rental service, Sensation. I guess it still is but I don’t think it’s doing much for their bottom line anymore.
“How to Kill the Giant Living Brain You Found in Your Mother’s Basement After She Died: An Interactive Guide,” by Alex Sobel
Welcome to this interactive guide! I understand from your About Me profile that you have an issue with a brain that needs killing. I’m here to help!
Issue 110 – April 2024
“Ten Easy Steps To Destroying Your Enemies This Arbor Day,” by Rachael K. Jones
1. Raid the army surplus warehouse, NASA’s scrapyard, and Aunt Diabolica’s volcano lair for parts. On the way home, swing by CatCo to buy more Fancy Feast for Mr. Wibbles.
“Six-Month Assessment on Miracle Fresh,” by Anne Liberton
The original pitch described a holy club soda blessed with droplets of blood from our devoted Messiah. This idea was abandoned shortly after the company realized a soft drink would appeal to a greater audience
Issue 109 – March 2024
“Level One: Blowtorch,” by Jared Oliver Adams
Usually Friend gives me three food pouches after sportsgames, but today only one.
“Did I do wrong parameters?” I ask.
“Naw, Graciela,” says Friend. “You were grumper to the leez! You sealed your suit with no mistakes, and you dodged all the obstacles on the course. Nineteenth time in a row!”
“If I was grumper to the leez, how come one pouch?” I say. “I’m not a four-year-old anymore.”
“The Offer of Peace Between Two Worlds,” by Renan Bernardo
At age 3, on the planet of Orvalho, Alberto is conjoined with the ship called The Offer of Peace Between Two Worlds. When they leave the tank, dripping dark goo, crying and whirring, they have become one, bound to each other.
Alberto is a child: gaunt, dark-skinned, green-eyed; born to be a captain.
The Offer of Peace Between Two Worlds is a ship: silvery, slender, streamlined; born to be an offer.
Issue 108 – February 2024
“BUDDY RAYMOND’S NO-BULLSHIT GUIDE TO DRONE HUNTING,” by Gillian Secord
Do not distribute, the feds don’t take kindly to these handouts.
“The Geist and/in/as the Boltzmann Brain,” by M. J. Pettit
Lem had existed for all of ten nanoseconds (give or take) when she realized she was a Boltzmann brain pulsing away in the otherwise nothingness of space. She consisted of a conglomeration of particles that had randomly bounced off one another until they spontaneously formed into a structurally-sound and fully functional human brain.
Entities like herself were absurd.
Issue 107 – January 2024
“A Descending Arctic Excavation of Us,” by Sara S. Messenger
The surface of the iceberg has long had its taste of bitter cuisine: shimmering snow, wriggling bacterial filament, microplastic granules from the stolen boat you steered across the choppy Arctic waves. But this is new: the woody whisper of your matrilineal family map. The iceberg leeches the warmth from the paper, like sucking air through teeth, trying to latch on— but you bend, shake the map, and tuck it back into your pocket.
Scraping into the snow: your ice drill, the auger bit modified using forbidden ancestral smithery. Encased around the drill: your gloved hands. Encased within your hands: a flourishing commune of microflora.
And so you begin.
“They Are Dancing,” by John Stadelman
They knew it was time to go when Vicky mumbled that he needed to brush his teeth, and Nash said that she’d had too much to drink last night.
“Stop.”
They took a moment to recollect, looking first at the tent walls, then the travel bags at their feet.
“I guess it’s time to go,” Vicky said.
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